He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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