That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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