Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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