dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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