our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm just crazy horny about you
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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