were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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