I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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