Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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