I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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