I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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