You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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