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We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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