So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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