are you still at the devil's house?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I feel like abortions should bother me more
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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