We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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