these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
He kissed a someone with a penis
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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