Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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