covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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