If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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