office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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