why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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