It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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