So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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