my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
this will be a night to untag.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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