I feel like I'm in dance class right now
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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