I feel great
I just peed on a car
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
the day after is always just damage control
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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