He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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