I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
time to smoke my breakfast
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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