okay pat passed out under dana's car
Betty ford says i'm here all night
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
