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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Holy shit dude........stairs
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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