even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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