He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Boobs speak an international language.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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