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i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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