i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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