Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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