My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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