I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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