I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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