I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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