we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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