so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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