if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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