You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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