The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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