I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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