The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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