Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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