If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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