I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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