Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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