Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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