u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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