why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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